Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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