I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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