Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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