Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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