I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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