he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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