Small penises have feelings too.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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