I am puke
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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