i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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