You really coming over, don't trick.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I wish i was in the wii world.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
