I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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