And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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