Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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