it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm always down for nudity.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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