If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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