weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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