I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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