I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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