I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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