Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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