Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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