I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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