so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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