Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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