Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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