North Korea, Best Korea!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i came on her dog
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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