she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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