i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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