On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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