I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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