I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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