Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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