i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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