Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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