do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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