Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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