im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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