I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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