dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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