is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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