break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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