we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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