By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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