Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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