Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So much rum. So many feels.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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