I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
