your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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