Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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