so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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