she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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