I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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