if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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