It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Liz is crying about burritos again.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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